How 'bout we get down and dirty?

This is me way back in my freshman year here at UC Davis.

So you want to know more about me? Oh, I'm so touched! What can I say? It means so much to me that you care. My face is getting red, can't you tell. Now I am sweating. Please, give me a moment to compose myself.
Name Doug Johnson
Birthdate 5/20/75
Hometown Novato, CA
School UC Davis
Major Computer Science
Net Worth 45.3 pesos*
Phone Number Yeah, right
* subject to change
Yeah, I know. All this stuff is the general, run-of-the-mill information. You want something meaty, with a bit more kick. Okay, I got it. Here is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. None of my friends believe me, and those that saw it don't see how I can show my face in public, especially using my real name. It is so bad that two refuse to be seen with me. On second thought, maybe I had better not tell you. If you really want to know then I guess you can check it out. In the mean time, let me think of something else. While I do here is a list of some of my favorite things.
Movie(Disney) Beauty and the Beast
Movie(Non-Disney) The Great Escape*
T.V. Show ER*
Muppet Kermit the Frog
Disney Character This should be obvious
Mickey Role See above and left
Pastime Sleeping
* subject to change
Still here eh? Well lets see. First off, as you have probably already guessed, I am somewhat of a Disney fan. I currently live in Davis, California. I have been truly fortunate during my time here as I have some awesome friends and am lucky enough to be involved in a bunch of different groups, such as a homeless outreach team and College Life, a Christian fellowship. I am a member of Alpha Gamma Omega Fraternity, Iota Chapter. I enjoy playing just about any sport, especially racquetball, basketball, and baseball. As for music, I am everywhere. For more info check out my music page. Currently I am living with a cat, named Mickey, that likes the taste of my blood and knows it is master of the house. One of my pseudo-hobbies is collecting Hard Rock Cafe shot glasses. If anyone out there sees this, lives near a HRC and can get me one, I will make it worth your while (we can discuss terms later). I am also a big fan of Apple Computers, particularly the Macintosh. Thats about all I can think of right now. Should you still carve knowledge you can check out my resume. If anything changes (which means I remember something cool) I'll update this page about 6-8 weeks later.