I spend a good amount of time dealing with computers (hazard of being a computer science major), particularly on the internet. Over time I have accumulated a rather large list of really cool web sites. Realizing that a huge list of URL's would be hard to manage, boring, rude, crude, lewd, an eye-sore, stupid, etc., I decided not to list all of my favorite web sites. Instead I have a list of most of my favorite sites (most = total - 1). There are some newsgroups that I read and are just too good not to mention. My personal favorite is rec.humor.funny. If you are a Disney fan then perhaps you should check out alt.fan.disney. I am also fond of comp.lang.perl.misc (this one has saved me a number of times) and rec.humor.funny.reruns.
One last thing. This page was written for use with a Netscape browser, preferably version 1.1 or later. For the full effect you should use version 2.0. Now there are some web pages that offer a version that is readable with other browsers. For me to make one is something that would require effort on my part, and frankly I just don't care that much. Sorry, there is no "lite" version of D.J.'s Homepage. If you really want a watered down page you can write one and send it to me. If I have the spare time, and desire, to put it on here I most likely won't so don't bother. If you want to get with the rest of the world (or at least with me) then download a REAL browser, one that kicks some major...butt (not my first choice of words, but I don't want to offend anyone). I'll even make it easy for you, just click on the cute little icon. If you don't know what to do after that, I suggest you seek help from a higher power.
Click here 
to join the human race.
Realize you are under no obligation to download Netscape 2.0 or whatever. You can check out this page without it. It just won't look as good and all my hard work will *sniff* have been wasted *sob* cuz you can't appreciate what I *sniffle* did. But don't worry, my feelings won't be hurt or anything.
This page is brought to you by the letters D, W, and the number 8. If you have any complaints then keep them to yourself. However, if you have anything good to say, them email me. Who knows, if I am in a good mood I might respond (but don't hold your breath). Take care and good luck in all your endeavors.
Please note the absence of a web counter right here =)